Funny kids sayings
These are some extracts from some questions that the teachers have asked the children.
Q: Why is the blood circulating in the body?
A: The blood is circulating the body so that it catches the microbes and it drowns them.
Q: What are the eyebrows good for?
A: The eyebrows are good to keep the forehead up so that it does not't come over the eyes. (answer from a 6 year old)
Q: Why do we wash with soap?
A: We wash with soap so that we give soap to the microbes in the eyes.
Q: What are fingerprints?
A: Fingerprints are when we touch a door know and the fingers remain there and the police find them.
Q: What is the soul?
A: Soul is when mother gives you some cakes on the plate and you leave some for your smaller brother.
Q: What is sadness?
A: Sadness is when a man comes to the other and drinks a lot.
Q: What does the word "modern" represents?
A: The word "modern" is when you see something beautifully and expensive and you do not have money to buy it.
Q: What is the flag?
A: The flag is when somebody try to conquer us and they do not know what country they wish to conquer and we show them the flag and they know.
Q: What is soup made from?
A: Soap is made from many bubble's together.
Q: Why does the chicken does not fly like the other birds?
A: The chicken does not fly because it is afraid to lose the egg.